Baldrick Quotes

“So that's when I came up with the most ridiculous plan since I'd decided to take a witness statement from a ghost. It was a plan so stupid that even Baldrick would have rejected it out of hand.”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Whispers Under Ground

“Yes, and this is mine. (Baldrick produces a single scruffy piece of paper.)

My magnificent octopus.”
― Richard Curtis, Blackadder the Third: The Award-winning BBC Comedy