Baloney Quotes

“A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney ...”
― Henrik Ibsen, An Enemy of the People

“baloney is flattery so thick it cannot be true; blarney is flatter so thin we like it.”
― Monsignor Fulton J. Sheen

“Baloney, bamboozles, careless thinking, flimflam, and wishes disguised as facts are not restricted to parlor magic and ambiguous advice on matters of the heart. Unfortunately, they ripple through mainstream political, social, religious, and economic issues in every nation.

-Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World. P. 244”
― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark

“People comment today that we shouldn't focus on money so much but rather think of our fellow people who are less fortunate. So much baloney.”
― Ziad K. Abdelnour, Economic Warfare: Secrets of Wealth Creation in the Age of Welfare Politics

“The government telling people that money is tied to gold is a bunch of baloney!”
― Steven Magee

“But when you're depressed, you think baloney is filet mignon. You score it, marinate it, and slap it on the grill. But when you finally bite into it, reality sets in (or is it heartburn?) and you realize it ain't steak---it's baloney.”
― Chonda Pierce, Laughing in the Dark: A Comedian's Journey through Depression