Bandage Quotes

“Earl had let Bertie off the porch for some fresh grass and I didn't want Dr. Eustace to see her. She still looked as though we'd put Hannibal Lecter in charge of her shearing and had hired the special effects team from Night of the Living Dead to bandage her.”
― Susan Juby, Home to Woefield

“Sex before love is like a bandage before a wound.”
― M.F. Moonzajer, LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

“You’re sexier than anybody, even with your cock in a bandage.”
― Gordon Merrick, The Lord Won't Mind

“If you are in a prison, either break out of it at all costs or accept it without complaints. Both options need immense strength and both will set you free. But if you are just sitting and complaining about it, you are reinforcing it.”
― Shunya

“When strolling around a city center hospital for fun, it is good to put a bandage on your arm and carry prescription medication so they think you are a patient.”
― Steven Magee