Barbara Elsborg Quotes

“Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door.”
― Barbara Elsborg, Susie's Choice

“Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?”
― Barbara Elsborg, Saying Yes

“The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.”
― Barbara Elsborg, Susie's Choice

“Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.”
― Barbara Elsborg, Susie's Choice

“That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.”
― Barbara Elsborg, Susie's Choice