Barney Stinson Quotes

“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!”
― Barney Stinson

“Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool, but it is your job to make him awesome”
― Barney Stinson

“Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.”
― Barney Stinson

“Artículo 37. Un Colega no está obligado a abrirle caballerosamente la puerta a nadie [...], ellas mismas pueden abrir las puertas. Seamos sinceros, una puerta no pesa tanto.”
― Barney Stinson, The Bro Code