Bathing Suits Quotes

“The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.”
― Janette Rallison, My Fair Godmother

“Good explanations are like bathing suits, darling; they are meant to reveal everything by covering only what is necessary.”
― E.L. Konigsburg, Up from Jericho Tel

“Just imagine if bathing suits were never invented. We would all have to swim in our clothes. Which wouldn’t be so bad going into the water. Coming back out would be the problem. Fifty pounds of wet clothing, two shoes full of lake water, and everyone wondering why Grandpa disappeared beneath the surface. On the bright side, he was already wearing his Sunday best.”
Joe.”
― Joseph J. Kath