Bathroom Humor Quotes

“I have never seen before was in front of the place for the hamburgers. You know the place — if you eat one, it’s OK, but if you eat two, you shit in your panties? Oh, you know it? You like it? Ay. Every time, I get a stomachache.”
― Angie Cruz, How Not to Drown in a Glass of Water

“I can't do it, if I finish that, I'll have to attach a seat belt to the toilet.

Maybe an airbag too.”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail