Bear Spray Quotes

“Someone near us was holding a small canister and inspecting it. When he shook it and held out his other arm, the guy with him grabbed his hand.
"Dude. That's bear spray."
"Yeah, it keeps the bears away.”
“It doesn't work like bug spray, man. You spray the bear not yourself."
"Why would I spray the bear?”
― Becky Dean, Hearts Overboard