Bender Quotes

“She's Beautiful."
[His] chest rose and fell a few times before he wiped a bloody hand across his mouth...
"She is, and she's going to taste divine.”
― M. Stratton

“There will be no beautiful widow with Persian eyes sitting at your grave. And teary-eyed kids won't be asking: "Papa, papa, can you hear us?”
― Ilya Ilf, Evgeny Petrov

“Confidence minus humility turns into arrogance on a bender.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough