Best Metaphor Ever Quotes

“And I touched her with the strongest, most delicate touch in the world--like the thumb of God running down the spine of a baby bird.”
― Jonathan Evison, All About Lulu

“Jody screamed at him: a high, explosive, unintelligible expulsion of pure inhuman frustration--a Hendrix high note sampled and sung by a billion suffering souls in Hell's own choir.”
― Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends