Black Books Quotes

“Fran Katzenjammer: "You need someone normal around here".
Bernard: "Normal! He's normal is he, is he"?
Fran Katzenjammer: [chuckles]
Bernard: "What am I then"?
Fran Katzenjammer: "Well you're a freak, Bernard, you know that".
Bernard: [pauses then blurts] "Yes. I know. But I have rights"!”
― Dylan Moran

“He looks like a horse in a man costume!”
― Dylan Moran

“People swear they know the whole me. They tend to assume I’ve never been through anything cold since I exude a warm innocence.”
― Zara Hairston, It Came 2 Pass: Book 1, In the Beginning