Bladder Quotes

“I'm going to go pee. If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.”
― John Scalzi, Old Man's War

“There are few moments of clarity more profound than those that follow the emptying of an overcharged bladder. The world slows down, the focus sharpens, the brain comes back on line. Huge nebulous difficulties prove on close calm examination to be merely cloud giants.”
― Tom Holt

“At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control”
― josh stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“The fundamental difference between books and movies is that the length of a book does not depend upon the capacity of the human bladder.”
― Ashwin Sanghi

“Still, all was quiet downstairs…and now the concept of leaving his bed had sent an urgent body-gram to his bladder, which over the years had become a thimble-sized organ with an impetuous streak.”
― Julie Schumacher, The Shakespeare Requirement