Boobies Quotes

“She did in her own heart infinitely prefer boobies to clever men who wrote dissertations.”
― Virginia Woolf, To the Lighthouse

“I love boobies. What’s your favorite bird, pervert? Mine is the duck, because although I love boobies, everyone always stares at them as though they’ve never seen them before.”
― Jarod Kintz, Ducks are the stars of the karaoke bird world

“I liken kissing baby cheeks to kissing stripper boobies. They’re both irresistible, but you’re bound to catch something. Scientists say there’s at least an 18% chance that the world’s next deadly viral pandemic is brewing in the saliva stew of a chubby baby’s cheeks, or a stripper’s boobies, at this very moment.”
― J. Matthew Nespoli, Daddy Versus The Suck Monster