Booger Training 101 Quotes

“Untuck your shirt, wipe, retuck. No one will see. Otherwise they’re gonna crust on your hand like wood glue.” This is Booger Training 101. Every two-year-old who doesn’t have a taste for them has to learn how to properly dispose of them.”
― Mick Bogerman, How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid