Bradford Probs Quotes

“How exactly do you get banned from a pizza delivery place?" "Hey, don't judge me! Those bastards had it out for me!”
― R.L. Mathewson, Perfection

“Because that's bullshit. Okay, maybe the Las Vegas thing was our fault, well mostly Uncle Jared's and Jason's fault, but it was supposed to be a twenty-four hour buffet," he explained. "And that Disneyworld thing," he shook his head in disgust, "was all a simple misunderstanding. There was no need to get the police involved," he said on a sniff.”
― R.L. Mathewson, Perfection