Brown Nosing Quotes

“How's your career looking?'
'Well, I don't have an arse two inches in front of my nose, so my view beats yours.”
― Mick Herron, Slow Horses

“The dachshund was evolved to chase badgers down holes, and the corgi to round up cattle. If anyone loses a herd of cattle down a badger hole, then these are just the dogs to get them out.”
― Kennel Club of England

“...You ever been at a military base when the brass are visiting, or worse, the President? The place is unrecognizable. Everything they want the VIP to see is out front and center, and everything they don't want them to see gets squirreled away until they've gone. It's just human nature.”
― Sean Black, The Deep Abiding

“anyway, the money was great, but the corporate world just wasn't to my liking. i guess i'm not a team player--or an ass-kisser.”
― Douglas Preston, Dance of Death