Bumper Sticker Quotes

“The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.”
― Ted Dekker, The Slumber of Christianity: Awakening a Passion for Heaven on Earth

“ If god is watching us,
the least we can do is be entertaining.

--BUMPER STICKER”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?”
― Paul Neilan, Apathy and Other Small Victories

“Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child? But in her case the choice was to keep me.”
― Gayle Forman, If I Stay

“The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You’re standing in Christ’s spot.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“I'm not talking about faith in God, I'm talking about faith in Mark Watney”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

“One final thought. In the years leading up to my trial, whenever I was caught in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the highway leading to my cottage, creeping along behind a battered, rust eaten pick-up truck with a sticker on its rear bumper that read JESUS SAVES, I used to think don't count on it, buster. Now I am no longer sure.”
― Mordecai Richler, Barney's Version

“God is love, but Satan does that thing you like with his tongue.

--BUMPER STICKER”
― Darynda Jones, The Trouble with Twelfth Grave

“Hell has no exits. Put that on a bumper sticker! It has no parolees either.”
― T.F. Tenney, The Main Thing...Is to Keep the Main Thing the Main Thing