Bunny Quotes

“We'll have to work on your bunny phobia later.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

“The truth is, if you go to Warren, no matter what is going on in your personal life—hair trouble, existential malaise, ax murder—you do the reading.”
― Mona Awad, Bunny

“Then it doesn't matter which way you walk...-so long as I get somewhere.”
― Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There

“I always thought I wasn't afraid to die. No... No one is afraid of death itself. Your pain and suffering is over in an instant. What really makes me suffer... Is seeing you crying over me... From the darkness of the Milky Way.

I'm sorry... Please don't make that face. You look best when you're smiling, you know.”
― Inio Asano, Solanin

“Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.”
― H.M. Ward, Catalyst

“A little
bunny or some kind of ferret was probably
there too, and bore witness as only rodents can.”
― John Ashbery

“I stared at him. “You’re scared of bunnies?”
“Blah-hah-hah! They’re big bullies. Always stealing celery from defenseless satyrs!”
Thalia coughed.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

“Have you thought of doing it? Being a cattle farmer? If that's what it's called? I think we should do that, but replace cattle with bunnies and then we don't milk or eat the bunnies. We just let them multiply. Then we'll take over the world. Me the queen. You the king. Our bunnies the army nobody can defeat.”
― Katie McGarry, Chasing Impossible

“She, I thought, was very beautiful, in an unsettling, almost medieval way which would not be apparent to the casual observer.”
― Donna Tartt, The Secret History

“I stared at him.' You're scared of bunnies?' 'Blah-hah-hah! They're big bullies. Allways stealing celery from defenseless satyrs!”
― Grover

“I always thought I wasn't afraid to die. No... no one is afraid of death itself. Your pain and suffering is over in an instant. What really makes me suffer... Is seeing you crying over me... From the darkness of the Milky Way.

I'm sorry... Please don't make that face. You look best shdn you're smiling, you know.”
― Inio Asano, Solanin

“Perhaps he was only a homosexual, but I didn't want to take any chances.”
― Donna Tartt, The Secret History

“Jason had joked that dust bunnies under the bed were pets he didn’t mind keeping: they never whined for food and didn’t require a litter box. They also didn't wake you up at night by barking at passing raccoons.”
― Erik Bundy, Magic and Murder Among the Dwarves

“In the meantime, look. He is holding an orchid just for us, which, if we take it from him quickly, he won’t eat first.”
― Mona Awad

“To me he was as erotic as an old football coach.”
― Donna Tartt, The Secret History

“Beowulf looked like Donald Glover with blue voids for eyes.”
― Mona Awad, Bunny

“The legs of her voice wide open.”
― Mona Awad, Bunny

“In one shrub, a pair of eyes stared at them unyielding. It hopped and hopped and hopped. Out came a fuzzy brown bunny, twitching his nose. He spotted the girls and bounced away. They roared with laughter but stopped. What if the other eyes didn't belong to adorable little bunnies?”
― Deborah Pettit, The Heroes of the Tuduma Forest

“By day, Patches was the picture of calm.”
― Bunny Mumma, The Adventures of Patches the Mini Lop Bunny

“Hero. Hopper. Fluffball of Justice.”
― Bunny Mumma, The Adventures of Captain Snowball

“Written with love, inspired by a very special little bun.”
― Bunny Mumma, Peanut the "Burtle" Bunny : "Written with love, inspired by a very special little bun."

“Captain Snowball is more than just a bunny - he is her lifeline.”
― Bunny Mumma, Captain Snowball's Love: inspired by a True Story of Love, Hope and the Bunny Who Saved Me