Burndee Quotes

“My father says it's high time I...produce an heir."

"Oh...I'm good, but I'm not that good. Unless we steal a baby—”
― Allison Tebo, The Reluctant Godfather

“And I think you’re wrong, Burndee. Humans do have recipes, but just like baking, there’s that little surprise in there. Why, the two things are so similar, I would think you should enjoy being a fairy godparent just as much as you enjoy baking.”⁠
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Burndee gave her the dirtiest look he possessed and hissed between his teeth, “Cakes don’t psychoanalyze you.”⁠”
― Allison Tebo, The Reluctant Godfather