Business Two Quotes

“There is no overtime, and I had to use the potion in the bathroom.” Valen’s cheeks begin to turn pink. Tisha hums. She already knows the story, but she’s not going to give up the details.

I round on Valen. “Did you get caught spanking the monkey?”

Dane snickers. “Valen squeezed his lemon at the airport?”

“I did not squeeze my lemon or spank a monkey.” He huffs and crosses his arms. “If you must know, I had an incident with a breakfast croissant.”

I pinch my eyebrows together. “You used your potion on someone who heard you take a crap?”

His eyes narrow. “It was a bad croissant.”
― Rory Miles, Shadow Slayer