Butlers Quotes

“Perriwickturned to Penelope as he set the tray down on a table. "If I might be so bold, my lady-"
"Perriwick!" Blake roared. "If I hear the phrase 'if I might be so bold' one more time, as God is my
witness, I'm going to toss you into the channel!"
"Oh dear," Penelope said. "Perhaps he does have the fever, after all.Perriwick , what do you think?"
The butler reached for Blake's forehead, only to have his hand nearly bitten off. "Touch me and die,"
Blake snarled.”
― Julia Quinn, To Catch an Heiress

“I pulled my mind off the table and stared into the dimness beyond, and then I gradually saw the servants as real people, watching us, whispering instructions to each other, exchanging glances. I noticed a girl from Godsend village and gave her a tiny wink - and wished I hadn't, because she let out a little snort of laughter and then looked in terror at the butler.”
― Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle

“I got the idea of Loving from a manservant in the Fire Service during the war. He was serving with me in the ranks, and he told me he had once asked the elderly butler who was over him what the old boy most liked in the world. The reply was: ‘Lying in bed on a summer morning, with the window open, listening to the church bells, eating buttered toast with cunty fingers.’ I saw the book in a flash.”
― Henry Green

“As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.”
― Calvin Trillin

“A number of visitors called this morning,' Finchley announced with some pride. He took a tray from a waiting footman and displayed it as if it were a baby. Sure enough there was a little heap of cardboard bits, embossed with the names of nobility, acquaintances, friends and the purely curious.”
― Eloisa James, An Affair Before Christmas

“According to Princess Margaret, "You can't possibly have a picnic without your butler.”
― Anne Glenconner , Lady in Waiting: My Extraordinary Life in the Shadow of the Crown

“Relax,' said Gold. 'I know when to tip the butler, and which sleeve to blow my nose on.”
― Simon R. Green, Shadows Fall