Caulter Sterling Quotes

“So you're out here mainlining caffeine and nicotine, or what?
Gotta have my fix. I mean, I prefer a good morning fuck to wake me up.
Well, it's a good thing you've got the coffee and the cigarettes, then.”
― Sabrina Paige, Prick

“You're the tattooed, chain-smoking, beer-guzzling, train wreck, son of the movie star who's marrying my family-values, ex Marine Senator father. You're a tabloid headline, standing right here in front of me!

Yeah? Well, you're the goody-goody, stuck up, boring-ass virgin who's so uptight she can't find anyone to punch her v-card except the manwhore from her school who will screw literally anyone. And then turns out to be the most boring fucking lay I've ever had.”
― Sabrina Paige, Prick

“My dick is not moving from where it's lodged, pressed up against the zipper of my jeans. I think her holier-than-thou attitude might have even made it harder.
Clearly, my dick has poor taste in women.”
― Sabrina Paige, Prick

“You're not so bad, Princess. I mean, for a stuck up bitch.”
― Sabrina Paige, Prick

“Don't Caulter --
Don't what Princess? You're the one who's rubbing up against my cock like it's a magic lamp.”
― Sabrina Paige, Prick

“He leans closer to me, his mouth mere millimeters from my ear.  "Well, you can call me Oh God," he says.  "Like you did before.  When we were...you know.”
― Sabrina Paige, Prick