Charlaine Harris Quotes

“We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not be poor. I would help you.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

“A piece of happiness should never be taken as due.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

“Are you a prude?' He seemed genuinely curious.
'No!' But after a second, I said, 'But may be compared to you, yes! I like my privacy. I get to decide who sees me naked. Do you get my point?'
'Yes. Objectively speaking, you have beautiful points.'
I thought the top of my head would pop off...
(Sookie Stackhouse & Claude, Dead in the Family)”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead in the Family

“When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead and Gone

“I didn't know what to think about first: me seeing Claude naked, Claude seeing me naked, or the whole fact that we were related and naked in the same room.
(Sookie Stackhouse, Dead in the Family)”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead in the Family

“(Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and—oh—tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

“I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead and Gone

“As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead and Gone

“The security light made me feel safe, though I knew that was an illusion. If there's light, you can just see what's coming for you a little more clearly.”
― Charlaine Harris, From Dead to Worse

“He picked some unwise words. Saying, “I’ll enjoy killing you for my lord”, is just not the way to make my acquaintance.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead and Gone

“Pam. Listen.'
'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.'
'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.'
'Fuck a zombie!'
- Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead in the Family

“What I think I'll do is I'll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I'll turn up on your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I'll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire.”
― Charlaine Harris, Club Dead

“If it pleases you and you can write at all, it's gonna please somebody else.”
― Charlaine Harris

“You have a nice day, you hear?”
― Charlaine Harris, Deadlocked

“There is plenty of justice on television, but not so much in the real world. Maybe that’s why so many of us like television so much.”
― Charlaine Harris