Charlie Cochet Quotes

“Cael, come on. Stop licking the dude. That's gross."

Letty let out a snort. "Please, like you don't lick dudes."

"That's different," Dex explained with a grimace. "None of those dudes were Ash. Besides, last time I checked, Ash was allergic to nuts.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“Threat Level Fuchsia. Fuchsia!”
― Charlie Cochet , Blood & Thunder

“Eli's a good kid, Jasper. Too good for the likes of me. He deserves better."
Jasper shot him a penetrating look. "What he deserves is a nice dame, but seeing as how that ain't in the cards, you're the next best thing." "Wow." Jessie stared in disbelief. "No one's ever insulted me with a compliment before. That's some talent you got there, Jasper.”
― Charlie Cochet, In His Corner

“«Farò finta di non aver sentito. Davvero, complimenti. Hai tirato su due bambini e ancora non hai capito la differenza tra Star Wars e Star Trek?»
«Sono tutti e due ambientati nello spazio, con gente vestita da imbecilli. È tutto ciò che devo sapere.»
Dex portò le mani alla testa per la vergogna. «Mi fai venire da piangere.»”
― Charlie Cochet