Chris Rock Quotes

“Do you know?
What the fuck do women want?
l know what you want: everything.”
― Chris Rock

“You got a gun, you don't have to work out.”
― Chris Rock

“Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally whereas men are loved conditionally (, - and that's not right.)”
― Chris Rock

“I fear we are in danger of losing this ability to laugh off the small stuff, and we are even closer to losing the ability to laugh at the big stuff. Comedians like Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock no longer perform on college campuses. Why? The PC culture has driven comedians away. In a 2015 interview, Seinfeld observed: ‘They just want to use these words: That’s racist. That’s sexist. That’s prejudice,’” he said. ‘They don’t know what the hell they’re talking about.’ Comedians are worried that they’ll offend an overly sensitive generation of students looking for any reason to be offended. This is deeply unfortunate, and not just for the sake of comedy.”
― Dan Crenshaw, Fortitude: American Resilience in the Era of Outrage

“Dear Chris Rock,
You're totally amazing how you handled yourself after you were assaulted on stage. Your family and millions of fans witness a true professional, in the very worst of situations handle himself like a real man. Like you, many of us are still at a loss for words, and very upset for you and your family. The myriad of emotions you’re going through will pass my man. Keep God in your heart, and a prayer in your mind.”
― Ron Baratono