Christmas Shopping Quotes

“Why are there so many people out here?' Boomer asked as we bobbed and weaved roughly forward.
'Christmas shopping.' I explained.
'Already? Isn't it early to returning things?'
I really had no sense of how his mind worked.”
― David Levithan, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares

“What's going on here?" Miles demanded, pushing his way past the last of the stampeding throng. "And why is Santa worshiping that elf?”
― Laura Resnick, Polterheist

“The thing to do,' I said as we gained the lane that leads to Beech Green and Fairacre, 'is to get absolutely everything in the summer and lock it in a cupboard. Then order every scrap of food from a shop the week before Christmas and sit back and enjoy watching everyone else go mad. I've been meaning to do it for years.”
― Miss Read, Village School

“Baffled and disgruntled, I fill my Woolworths trolley with dead turkey and lamb, and wonder when Love was lost, among the Christmas crowd.”
― Judy Croome, A Lamp at Midday

“On the day after Christmas, some store or another will always take out and ad saying there are only 364 shopping days to Christmas. No one is amused.”
― Gerard Del Re, The Christmas Almanack

“Many people believe the busiest shopping day of the year is the Friday after Thanksgiving. Actually, the Friday and Saturday before Christmas are the two busiest shopping days of the year.”
― Peter Pauper Press, A Century of Christmas Memories, 1900-1999

“Christmas: A demonic event that brings madness to all.”
― Gaikotsu Shotenin