Clippy Quotes

“Hey there," the steely abomination said with infinite, Buddha-like compassion, "it looks like you're trying to come to grips with the existence of events and entities far beyond your experience and, as a result, are currently undergoing a small, entirely understandable, psychological break. Would you like help?”
― Catherynne M. Valente, Space Opera

“Helpfiles are traditionally outnumbered by no-help files, which superficially resemble a helpfile in form but not in content because they don't actually tell you anything you don't already know, or they answer every question except the one you're asking, or you open them and a giant animated paper clip leaps out and cheerfully asks where you want to go today. And wikis are worse.”
― Charles Stross Cory Doctorow, The Rapture of the Nerds

“Clippy got that pervert-on-the-playground look again..”
― Rob Reid, Year Zero