Clock Twins Quotes

“I rolled my eyes as the elevator door opened. 'I was thinking more along the lines of Tick and Tock. You know they won't--'

'Holy shit, boss! Did you beat him up with your mouth?' Tick exclaimed loudly as he stood from his perch near the elevator doors.

'--keep their mouths shut,' I muttered.

'Jesus,' Tock whispered. 'Gay sex is hardcore.' He jumped up and stood next to me, not knowing what personal space meant. 'I think he was trying to eat you,' he told me.

'Or something,' I agreed.”
― T.J. Klune, Burn

“Billy leaned forward. 'What's he like?' he whispered conspiratorially.

'Who?' Tock asked, looking confused.

'Felix. The Split One. I heard he came in this afternoon shooting fire and wind from his hands and told the Council to shove it.'

'Uh, not quite,' Tick said. 'He kind of waved to everyone and went upstairs.' ”
― T.J. Klune, Burn

“After what happened to the Toyota, Seven says you aren't allowed to drive a vehicle again worth more than fifteen grand.'

'What!' the Clock Twins said, sounding shocked.

'Billy! How are we supposed to pick up chicks in a crapmobile?' Tock groaned.”
― T.J. Klune, Burn