Comdey Quotes

“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can appreciate the special traits of said monkey as it kills me!"
"At least when the monkeys are harassing you, you dont have any time to harass me!”
― Colleen Houck, Tiger's Curse

“Is that blood? Are you literally drinking the blood of your enemies now?'
'Yes.' She passed him the bottle. 'Want some?'
'Yes.' He took a long swig”
― Rebecca Schaeffer, When Villains Rise

“Why would I want to get depressed by watching TV? I could do that just by stepping on the scale every morning.”
― Max Brooks

“Margaret: And why so many allusions have been made to Rainbow Hill lately. You know what Rainbow Hill is? Place that's famous for treatin' alcoholics an' dope fiends in the movies!

Brick: I'm not in the movies.

Margaret: No, and you don't take dope. Otherwise you're a perfect candidate for Rainbow Hill, Baby, and that's where they aim to ship you - over my dead body!”
― Tennessee Williams, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

“Smart people are not always wise, but stupid people are always dumb.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse