Comedic Relief Quotes

“(scene: Rock and Vanessa are in a tree house in the Costa Rican jungle) “Placing 9mms inside a pot and securing the lid–capuchin monkeys sometimes snuck in and messed with his stuff, and the last thing he wanted was to accidentally plugged by some light-fingered primate–he turned back around to find Vanessa’s head cocked, her lips pursed.”
― Julie Ann Walker, Thrill Ride

“Very dramatic" Percy said. "Maybe next time she'll consider theater instead of genocide”
― Rebecca Mix, The Ones We Burn