Community Assistance Quotes

“A man in disheveled clothing approaches you with a knife and tells you to give him your belongings.

Imagine...

You take a deep breath and blow your community assistance horn, and the local de-escalation enthusiast arrives on his unicycle. He drapes him with the comfort blanket and gives him a hug, whispering in his ear that things will be okay.

You are stabbed 37 times and he uses the Subway gift card that was in your purse to buy himself a sweet onion chicken teriyaki sandwich from the $3.99 Sub of the Day menu

Isn't this public safety?”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat