Conner Quotes

“Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.”
― Neal Shusterman, Unwind

“They meet in the girls' bathroom. The last time they were forced to meet in a place like this, they took separate, isolated stalls. Now they share one. They hold each other in the tight space, making no excuses for it. There's no time left in their lives for games, or for awkwardness, or for pretending they don't care about each others, and so they kiss as if they've done it forever. As if it is as crucial as the need for oxygen.”
― Neal Shusterman, Unwind

“You eat with your left hand. That's unacceptable. Can you do it with your right?"
"Can you do it with your left?”
― Jennifer A. Nielsen

“the captain is supposed to go down with the ship" . "unless the first mate knocks him out and throws him in a lifeboat”
― Neal Shusterman

“Lev smiles. "Leave it to you to turn someone else's screwup into gold”
― Neal Shusterman

“Conner looking at the text he sent Jeff the night before:

8:42pm..Reed:Need you to go to Denver w me.
8:46pm..Jeff: in meeting. give me 1 hr.
8:53pm..Reed: no can do. want wife back. going now. think i cn talk her into it wth sperm.

Hell.Please don't let him have called her.

8:53pm..Jeff: R U drinking?
8:55pm..Reed: have wht she wants. solllid plan. better than hers.
8:56pm..Jeff: leaving now. wait 4 me.
9:02pm..Reed: don't worry botu it.
9:02pm..Jeff: WAIT 4 ME.
9:04pm..Jeff: PICKUP YOU PHONE
9:57pm..Jeff: you should stop for drink @ that bar in terminal with the big olives b4 flight.
10:22pm..Reed: hey, UR at the bar. you look pissed.”
― Mira Lyn Kelly, Waking Up Married

“Then they pull onto Route 66, heading east into a world that's ripe for saving”
― Neal Shusterman

“Why do I always get detention for sleeping when it's ancient Mesopotamia that should be punished for being so boring?”
― Chris Colfer, The Wishing Spell

“No saluting indoors, Maindew. You'll knock yourself unconscious slapping your forehead every time I walk past.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Shadows of Self