Conservatives Are Seditious Quotes

“Dear Trumptards, so how are you enjoying the beginning of World War 3 so far? Is it all you hoped it would be?”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

“He had an AM radio playing a conservative talk show. The host was making some very interesting statements about the president. I don't usually pay much attention to politics, but from what the man said, I had to believe that sometime in the recent past the laws regarding sedition must have changed.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dexter's Final Cut