Consultation Quotes

“Board meetings shouldn't be a one-sided affair. Facilitating productive board meetings requires encouraging active participation from all members.”
― Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr., Board Room Blitz: Mastering the Art of Corporate Governance

“Thou art a dear companion to me. Thy melancholy is to me as some shady wood in summer, where I may dance if I will, and that is often, or be sad if I will, and that is in these days oftener than I would.”
― E.R. Eddison, The Worm Ouroboros

“Before We Begin
Is Your Bug A nice clean original car that looks almost like it
left the showroom yesterday?
P.S. All work should be carried out in consultation with a reliable workshop manual with regard to torque settings, gaps, procedures, sequences disassembly, reassembly, where to hide the leftover parts, etc. I will accept no responsibility for anything resulting from
you or anybody else trying anything as described in this document whatsoever – but if it works or you end up with some amusing stories to tell someone else’s grandchildren, please feel free to drop me a line. (No death threats please.)
Sincerely,
Christina Engela”
― Christina Engela, Bugspray

“If you don't suffer, you're not alive. If you're alive, you eat French fries. It's a good thing there are always French fries to ease the burden.”
― Rodrigo de Souza Leão, All Dogs Are Blue

“A person or business who visits twenty different professionals to discuss their problem tells me they want attention, not a solution to their problem. Not for me, next ...”
― Sasha Laghonh