Cowell Quotes

“Because: Love Never Dies, What is Within is More Important than What is Without, The Best is Not Always the Most Obvious and Once You've Loved Truly, Thor, then You Know the Way”
― Cressida Cowell, How to Fight a Dragon’s Fury

“Hiccup followed him carefully ... and fell over again.
"BRAVO!" clapped Alvin, to Hiccup's surprise.
"But I fell over again" said Hiccup.
"But with such STYLE," said Alvin. "You can't teach that, it's in the blood.”
― Cressida Cowell

“He says he comes in peace," said Hiccup "He's still going to kill us, though.”
― Cressida Cowell

“Well, suffering swordfish," exclaimed Fishlegs. "Hiccup is LEFTHANDED.”
― Cressida Cowell

“K-k-keep your helmet on. T-t-toothless doing his BEST.”
― Cressida Cowell, How to Be a Pirate

“The first Dragon was enough to give you nightmares.
The second Dragon was enough to give your nightmares nightmares.”
― Cressida Cowell

“You can't put': Hiccup in charge, sir, he's USELESS.”
― Cressida Cowell, How to Train Your Dragon

“What you g-g-gonna do, tough guy? Tickle Toothless to d-d-death?”
― Cressida Cowell, How to Speak Dragonese

“OUTCASTS! R-R-RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, YOU S-S-SSTUPID H-H-HUMANS!!!”
― Cressida Cowell, How to Be a Pirate

“Toothless crossed his eyes and made a gulping noise with his throat as if he was swallowing ...
"AAAAAAARGH!" screamed Hiccup.
Toothless spat Ziggerastica onto the floor.
"Only j-j-joking," he said.”
― Cressida Cowell

“My poison is creeping through his body.
My strong venom is killing his heart.”
― Cressida Cowell, How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse

“Seventy-five percent of students visiting the Cowell Health Center at Stanford University describe themselves as “sexually active.”
― James C. Dobson, Life on the Edge: The Next Generation's Guide to a Meaningful Future