Craigslist Quotes

“The couch and I were what I would describe as frenemies. I loved to hate it. It was too small for my frame. I had tried to tell my wife that fact when we bought it off of Craigslist, but she assured me that it went perfectly with our room decor and it was a good deal.”
― Anna M. Aquino

“I LOOK LIKE IDA CELESTIA POND IF SHE WAS DROPPED INTO A POND, I AM A COMPLETE RIPOFF OF IDA CELESTIA POND.”
― Edward Gordon Craig