Cramps Quotes

“Yeah, it's terrible really. Little fucking minions in there hacking away with their teeny individual pick axes, tearing away the lining of my uterus piece by piece, basking in glory every time I let out a little cry of pain.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“And then, to cap things off, I got wicked cramps and my period started... I guess my body decided that since I already felt crappy, why not throw some nice uterus-agony on top of everything?”
― Mimi Strong, Blind Date Teddy Bear

“What wouldn't we give to exchange our monthly cramps for the occasional kick in the balls?”
― Nina Brochmann, The Wonder Down Under: A User's Guide to the Vagina

“When you are old. Everything you do becomes an exercise.”
― De philosopher DJ Kyos

“Plug your ears, close your eyes, and hold your breath boys! Being a woman is cramping my style.”
― TK Ambers