Creative Cursing Quotes

“A pox of unique human diseases--many of which cause an uncomfortable swelling--come upon you!”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“ 'You... you're--'

'A virgin?' Jonah's voice cracked in the middle of that hated word.

'Holy fucking merciful Christ giving Peter a blow job.'

'Jesus,' Jonah breathed.

'Came first?' Amelia said, popping out of the ladies' room with impeccable timing. 'God, Ethan, that was the best blasphemy ever!' ”
― Amy Lane, Ethan in Gold