Cryptid Hunters Quotes

“Duh du jour.”
― Roland Smith, Cryptid Hunters Series

“Marty grinned as he backed toward the door. "Green eggs and mamba," he said, then ran.”
― Roland Smith, Cryptid Hunters

“Marty took the key out of his pocket, pushed the green button, and tore an opening in the side of the Orb.
"Now look what you've done!" Luther said. "You've wrecked Ted's Orb."
"How clumsy of me," Marty said.”
― Roland Smith, Tentacles

“You know the deal," Marty said. "If I cook the food, you do the dishes."
"I didn't ask you to cook," Luther said. "I wasn't even hungry."
"That's odd. You ate most of the food."
"I was just being polite.”
― Roland Smith, Chupacabra