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Natalya Vorobyova
“I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.”
― Natalya Vorobyova
tags: animosity, autograph, bitter, breakup, customized, doormat, ex, funny, gun, hate, humour, love, pictures, silly, target-practice, toilet-paper
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