Dark Joke Quotes

“I have a feeling he’s aware of everything going on around him and that he’ll jump to his feet at the slightest provocation and kill whoever bothered him with that damn sausage.

I wonder what my obituary would say in that scenario? Here lies Nicholette Bettencourt, who died from being whipped to death by sausage. Rest in peace.

Then again, do the criminals here get obituaries?”
― Ashlyn Hades, Broken Phoenix