Dark Tower Series Quotes

“What we’ve got here is a lunatic genius ghost-in-the-computer monorail that likes riddles and goes faster than the speed of sound. Welcome to the fantasy version of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”
― Stephen King, The Waste Lands

“The Man in Black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed”
― Stephen King, The Gunslinger

“The body was far smaller than the heart it had held”
― Stephen King

“The Tower trembles; the worlds shudder in their courses. The rose feels a chill, as of winter.”
― Stephen King, UR

“He looked so strange without his guns.

So wrong.

'Okay? Now that the numb-fuck apprentices have the guns and the master's unarmed, can we please go? If something big comes out of the bush at us, Roland, you can always throw your knife at it.'

'Oh, that,' he murmured. 'I almost forgot.' He took the knife from his purse and held it out, hilt first, to Eddie.

'This is ridiculous!' Eddie shouted.

'Life is ridiculous.'

'Yeah, put it on a postcard and send it to the fucking Reader's Digest.' Eddie jammed the knife into his belt and then looked defiantly at Roland. 'Now can we go?'

'There is one more thing,' Roland said.

'Weeping, creeping Jesus!'

The smile touched Roland's mouth again. 'Just joking,' he said

Eddie's mouth dropped open. Beside him, Susannah began to laugh again. The sound rose, as musical as bells, in the morning stillness.”
― Stephen King, The Waste Lands

“Their situation was becoming ever harder to deny: they were characters in someone's story. This whole world--”
― Stephen King, Song of Susannah

“Shake the hand that shook the world.”
― Stephen King, The Waste Lands

“I fell in love with you, he said. That's why I said it. It happened even before you kissed me, I think.”
― Stephen King

“Ka works, and the world moves on.”
― Stephen King, Wolves of the Calla

“No!" Oy agreed. Zero surprise there; if Ake said it, you could take it to the bumbler bank, as far as Oy was concerned.”
― Stephen King, The Dark Tower

“The salt ye take is the salt ye must pay for, as anyone from these parts will tell you.”
― Stephen King, The Wind Through the Keyhole