Darryl Quotes

“After I shut the door behind me, I heard Darryl say "of course eating him would work too.”
― Patricia Briggs, Blood Bound

“Coffee or orange juice?”
“Water is fine.”
His eyebrows went up.
“Uh-oh,” Auriele said, but she was smiling.
Darryl was not. “Are you implying that my coffee is not the best in four counties? Or my fresh-squeezed orange juice is less than perfect?”
― Patricia Briggs, Silver Borne

“Damn it,” I said. “I don't suppose you have any ideas on how to kill Littleton.”
He smiled at me, his teeth very white in the darkness of his face. “Eat him,” he said.
“Very funny,” I turned to leave.
“Kill the vampire and the demon goes away,” He told me. “That's what the witch told Adam. And you kill a vampire by staking him, cutting off his head, and then burning him.
“Thank you”
After I shut the door behind me, I heard Darryl say, “Of course, eating him would work, too.”
― Patricia Briggs, Blood Bound

“But the trouble with sainthood these days is the robe-and-halo imagery that gets stuck onto it." Carl got that brooding look again. "People forget that robes were street clothes once... and still are, in a lot of places. And halos are to that fierce air of innocence what speech balloons in comics are to the sound of the voice itself. Shorthand. But most people just see an old symbol and don't bother looking behind it for the meaning. Sainthood starts to look old-fashioned, unattainable... even repellent. Actually, you can see it all around, once you learn to spot it.”
― Diane Duane, A Wizard Alone

“Most of the pack would rather have Darryl mad at them than Auriele.”
― Patricia Briggs, Silver Borne

“You live vicariously through celebrities, I live vicariously through the guys who fuck my wife. But sure, ok, I'm the weird one.”
― Jackie Ess, Darryl

“Hannibal Lecter is fucking my wife. Ok. I hope he doesn’t eat her.”
― Jackie Ess, Darryl

“Maybe every guy like me just needs a best friend with a big cock.”
― Jackie Ess, Darryl

“I'm not gay, let alone trans. That's like next level gay.”
― Jackie Ess, Darryl

“You meet one guy, one punishingly intense, serious cock, and you change your life for it … Maybe that's what humanity is, not the human species but humanity, culture, a sedimentation of little cults, each following one guy who's worth it. All that energy, all that history, somebody was packing heat. That's real religion: real dick.”
― Jackie Ess, Darryl