Dentists Quotes

“Stacy can choke on store-bought sugar cookies like the rest of us. Why's he even bringing them? They're dentists. They should be eating celery.”
― Sarah Hogle, You Deserve Each Other

“One out of ten dentists agree: This book of duck quotes helps fight Gingivitis. Maybe tomorrow I’ll ask nine more dentists.”
― Jarod Kintz, One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production

“Do you know why people hate the dentist? Visit this blog to get the detailed report on dentist and why people hate to go their nearest dentist. A study published in health affairs found people are more likely to forego dental health because of cost than any other type of health care.”
― Dental Made Easy

“Nine out of ten dentists recommend my duck-soup-flavored toothpaste. Finally, a toothpaste that was designed to be paired with orange juice. It also goes well with red wine, if you like to start your morning off that way.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“He was a curious boy. He wanted to be a dentist, a pragmatic choice. Teacher, doctor, preacher, undertaker. What a colored boy can aspire to in a world like this. Colored people always got bad teeth, always got a soul needed tending. Always dying.”
― Colson Whitehead, The Intuitionist

“I don’t trust dentists. Well, I don’t trust nine out of ten of them.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“Do you suffer from constipation? Ask your doctor if prison is right for you. Nine out of ten dentists recommend.”
― Jarod Kintz, Powdered Saxophone Music

“The sailfish is the fastest fish in the world. That’s why it tastes like Christopher Cross’ hit song and is the preferred catch by nine out of ten dentists.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories

“I grinned, revealing the gap where my left incisor had been prior to a nasty encounter with a man who thought that running a zombie dog fighting ring would be a great way to spend his twilight years. Ben alwasy says I'd be more photogenic and pull better ratings if I got it fixed, but Ben can stuff it. I don't have the time or patience to mess around with dentures and bridges, and given the odds and how I tend to do my job, I'll probably be a zombie someday. Being a zombie with unbreakable titanium implants in my mouth seems like an asshole thing to do.”
― Mira Grant, Feedback

“Some people have rubbed salt into some people’s wounds by punching out their false teeth.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The dentist is now the same
age as me, which is troubling,
mostly because of what I
have and have not done
with my life”
― Kate Partridge