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Dogs Vs Cats Quotes

Quotes tagged as "dogs-vs-cats" Showing 1-5 of 5
Mary Bly
“Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
Mary Bly

Oliver Gaspirtz
“Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.”
Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Oliver Gaspirtz
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

W. Bruce Cameron
“I wondered briefly if cats also came back after death, then dismissed the thought because as far as I had ever been able to tell, cats do not have a purpose.”
W. Bruce Cameron, A Dog's Purpose

James    Howe
“I don’t know if you’ve ever watched a cat try to decide where to sit, but it involves a lot of circling around, sitting, getting up again, circling some more, thinking about it, lying down, standing up, bathing a paw or tail and . . . circling! A dog, on the other hand, sits. “This looks like a good spot,” a dog will say to himself. He will then lower his body to the spot in question and is usually so secure in his decision that he will fall asleep immediately.”
James Howe, Bunnicula: A Rabbit-Tale of Mystery