Dolorous Edd Quotes

“Not that I'm complaining. It was better than my old dream, where Harma Dogshead was feeding me to her pigs."
"Harma's dead." Jon said.
"But not the pigs. They look at me the way Slayer used to look at ham. Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What's a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup? I could do with mine myself.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

“Now I understand why King Stannis let the wildlings through the Wall. He means for us to eat them.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

“Your boat's not like to sink, I don't think. Boats only sink when I'm aboard.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

“Never knew Bannen could smell so good.' Edd's tone was morose as ever.'I had half a mind to carve a slice off him. If we had some applesauce, I might have done it. Pork's always best with applesauce, I find.' ... 'You best not die, Sam, or I fear I might succumb. There's bound to be more crackling on you than Bannen ever had,and I never could resist a bit of crackling.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords