Dorothy Mayhem Quotes

“I look away and shrug. “I don’t mind being me. No one else can do it better.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“Perfect.” He grins, completely removing my shorts and sending them to collect on the floor with the rest of my clothes.
“What?” I ask as he rakes his gaze over my body without moving another muscle.
“You’re beautiful, Dorothy. And I just want to look at you. Just for a few seconds, I want to commit this to memory.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“Do you know where my G-spot is at?” Her eyes open as she gives me a pointed look.
I nod, keeping my tongue moving.
“Then find it.”
Mayhem synonyms: chaos, havoc, madness, trouble, disorder, pandemonium.
Yep. All of those fit Dorothy.
I slide two fingers inside her—nothing like being put on the spot, or having to find it. A real-life oral pop quiz.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“Dr. Hathaway is head of the burn unit.I think I’ll have her take a quick look.”
“Your ex-wife?”
“She is. Why?”he says slowly.
“I realize she’s a doctor,but it has to be weird letting your ex-wife see your naked ass… butt… buttocks…gluteus.” I smile,my go-to when things get really awkward—which happens way too often.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“Well, maybe you should prepare to be kissed.”
“When? Where? By whom?”
He turns, pulling his key fob from his pocket as he struts toward his sleek, blue Tesla. “Soon. Could be anywhere. And I sure as hell hope it’s me. Goodnight, Dorothy.”
Oh the anxiety…”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate