Drill Sergeants Quotes

“To be in the Army, you need to be smart or strong, and you privates ain’t either.”
― Joseph Perry Grassi, The Little Guy (or The Motor Scooter): The story of a diminutive soldier in the rear with the gear

“I hate you," I muttered, before climbing onto the tracks and glaring at her as she grinned.
"That's a good Dungeon Lord," she praised me. "I'd pat your head and give you a cookie, but I haven't got any and I don't want to. Now run.”
― Jez Cajiao, Age of Conquest