Driverhumor Quotes

“The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.”
― Jimmy Fallon​

“I think every emergency vehicle in town wee-ooh-wee-oohed to whatever was happening--- a car crash or something. Be careful on your way to school."
Car crash? Mina thought back to her dream, which was already fading, as dreams do. "Another reason to continue my commitment to the pedestrian life."
"You are going to need to practice driving at some point---"
"Can't crash if I don't drive. Safety first, Mom.”
― Melanie Dale, Girl of Lore