Druid Sense Quotes

“Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Atticus:"Damn it, Jim, I'm a Druid not a Physicist!”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon."
"They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian."
"No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision making process."
"Well that... that's just wrong, Atticus!Are they Monsters? It's like they have no moral center!”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“In Battle, as in charity, it is better to give than to receive.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?"
Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Careful with that ego, you could knock somebody over." Atticus”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“when you thumb your nose at the laws of physics like you've been doing, the universe tends to get you back through biology." Atticus”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Canine Psychology 101. Seriously don't look at it, (the T bone steak) Look for the dastardly villain." Atticus”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped